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So I dug through a store room in my house and found this old ass Yamaha Portasound keyboard my dad gave my sister when she was in like- 8th grade. All she did was put stickers on it and let it rot (sorry, Baji- you did!)

So what I did was put on my stoner face, plugged in the keyboard and microphone to record- and played this. I call this…