I am from and live in Pakistan. Our leaders are really, really lame and embarrassing at times. But I still think that Kim Jong Il takes the cake any day with his noble pursuits. Yes, my photoshop skills are horrendous…

(thanks to the 1/2 of the San Francisco Nynety-Three’ Toyota Camry Poss’ee for showing me what I was missing out on)

Dealing With It is a new series that I’ll be writing from time to time, about how I end up having to deal with problems I’ve only managed to come across in Pakistan. Perhaps you have had the same experiences…

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Costas, an imaginary, stereotypical Greek fratboy, reminisces about the time Ferry Corsten set his life on fire. A parody of course- one recording, one take, one person, two voices.

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So I dug through a store room in my house and found this old ass Yamaha Portasound keyboard my dad gave my sister when she was in like- 8th grade. All she did was put stickers on it and let…

Paying tribute to the spark before the flame. Not really, but yeah. They say matches are made in heaven. In Pakistan- the majority are made over telephone wires and the sounds of samosa serving (amidst awkward conversation) in living/…

It seems like Lahore’s women are always dying to tell everyone else, how they know everyone else.

Yes, I draw with my foot.

Improve your Engrish while you’re at it, too.